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ALS will be closed on Monday, May 29th for the Memorial Day holiday. Any orders placed after 4 pm on Friday May 26th, will be shipped out on Tuesday, May 30th.
ALS will be closed for the Memorial Day holiday. Any orders placed after 4 pm on Friday May 26th, will be shipped out on Tuesday, May 30th.
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We know that it is important for you to receive your adult products in a timely fashion. That is why we offer overnight shipping on orders that are placed before 4pm PST.
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Our manufacturing is a mixture of high quality synthetics and pure artistry. We make our products for every scenario, and to maximize your pleasure.
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We offer wholesale opportunities to those who qualify. Our Synthetic Urine, Whizz Kit, and other adult products are backed by large nation-wide advertising campaigns and we comply with all state, local and federal laws.

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