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We will be closed for July 4th. Orders shipped July 3rd will have a 1 day delay due to the shipping holiday.
We will be closed for July 4th. Orders shipped July 3rd will have a 1 day delay due to the shipping holiday.
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We offer wholesale opportunities to those who qualify. Our Synthetic Urine, Whizz Kit, and other adult products are backed by large nation-wide advertising campaigns and we comply with all state, local and federal laws.

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