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The Whizzinator Discreet and Realistic Novelty Sythentic Urine Kit

Whizzinator – The Original Synthetic Urine Simulation Kit

Trusted since 1999. Learn, shop, and explore the leading brand in urine simulation technology.

Experience the pinnacle of discretion and reliability with the NEW and IMPROVED Whizzinator Synthetic Urine Kit. Engineered for unmatched quality and consistent performance, our kits are designed to deliver when it matters most.

Order now and step into a world of precision, trust, and innovation — Whizzinator is the name professionals rely on for advanced synthetic urine solutions.

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2 The Whizzinator Touch revolutionizes synthetic urine technology, offering a secure, lifelike device for everyday use. Its medical-grade design ensures reliability, while its realistic form while its realistic form provides genuine experiences.
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The Golden Flask A Premium Premixed Synthetic Urine Kit

The Golden Flask provides a convenient one-time-use synthetic urine kit with a pre-mixed formula, ensuring long shelf life and various practical applications. It includes a heat pad and instructions for easy use.

Lil Whizz Kit: Reliable Synthetic Urine Solution for Varied Needs

The Lil Whizz Kit offers a discreet and disposable synthetic urine solution for one-time use. Its comfortable unisex belt and 3.5oz urine pouch ensure easy application and maintain proper temperature.
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The Whizzard: Synthetic Urine Prosthetic Device

The Whizzard is a cutting-edge synthetic urine device tailored for both privacy-conscious individuals and those seeking novelty experiences. Its user-friendly design and lifelike properties make it a popular choice among users. The Whizzard is a cutting-edge synthetic urine device with a with a prosthetic. Perfect for those first timers seeking a new experience. Its user-friendly design and lifelike properties….

The Whizz Kit: Refillable Synthetic Urine Kit

The Whizz Kit, a discreet and user-friendly synthetic urine belt designed for unisex use. Its realistic properties mimic natural urine, making it ideal for various scenarios.
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The Clean Kit: Ideal for Synthetic Urine and Safe Liquid Storage

The Clean Kit's medical-grade vinyl pouch and comfortable design ensure safe, discreet handling of synthetic urine or other liquids. Its versatility suits various applications.
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The Golden Shower: Synthetic Urine for Novelty Use

The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine Vial provides a high-quality, mixable powder form that replicates natural urine for novelty applications. Its realistic properties make it ideal for kits like the Whizzinator.
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Heating Pad Whizzinator: Synthetic Urine Realistic Temperature Maintenance

The Whizzinator Heating Pad complements the Whizzinator device by warming synthetic urine to body temperature, enhancing its realism and increasing undetectability.

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2 The Whizzinator Touch revolutionizes synthetic urine technology, offering a secure, lifelike device for everyday use. Its medical-grade design ensures reliability, while its realistic form while its realistic form provides genuine experiences.
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The Golden Flask A Premium Premixed Synthetic Urine Kit

The Golden Flask provides a convenient one-time-use synthetic urine kit with a pre-mixed formula, ensuring long shelf life and various practical applications. It includes a heat pad and instructions for easy use.

Lil Whizz Kit: Reliable Synthetic Urine Solution for Varied Needs

The Lil Whizz Kit offers a discreet and disposable synthetic urine solution for one-time use. Its comfortable unisex belt and 3.5oz urine pouch ensure easy application and maintain proper temperature.
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The Whizzard: Synthetic Urine Prosthetic Device

The Whizzard is a cutting-edge synthetic urine device tailored for both privacy-conscious individuals and those seeking novelty experiences. Its user-friendly design and lifelike properties make it a popular choice among users. The Whizzard is a cutting-edge synthetic urine device with a with a prosthetic. Perfect for those first timers seeking a new experience. Its user-friendly design and lifelike properties….

The Whizz Kit: Refillable Synthetic Urine Kit

The Whizz Kit, a discreet and user-friendly synthetic urine belt designed for unisex use. Its realistic properties mimic natural urine, making it ideal for various scenarios.
The Clean Kit - Ideal for Synthetic Urine and Safe Liquid Storage

The Clean Kit: Ideal for Synthetic Urine and Safe Liquid Storage

The Clean Kit's medical-grade vinyl pouch and comfortable design ensure safe, discreet handling of synthetic urine or other liquids. Its versatility suits various applications.
The Golden Shower - Synthetic Urine for Novelty Use

The Golden Shower: Synthetic Urine for Novelty Use

The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine Vial provides a high-quality, mixable powder form that replicates natural urine for novelty applications. Its realistic properties make it ideal for kits like the Whizzinator.
Heating Pad Whizzinator - Synthetic Urine Realistic Temperature Maintenance

Heating Pad Whizzinator: Synthetic Urine Realistic Temperature Maintenance

The Whizzinator Heating Pad complements the Whizzinator device by warming synthetic urine to body temperature, enhancing its realism and increasing undetectability.

The Whizzinator Touch: The Most Realistic Prosthetic Synthetic Urine Device

2 The Whizzinator Touch revolutionizes synthetic urine technology, offering a secure, lifelike device for everyday use. Its medical-grade design ensures reliability, while its realistic form while its realistic form provides genuine experiences.
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The Golden Flask A Premium Premixed Synthetic Urine Kit

The Golden Flask provides a convenient one-time-use synthetic urine kit with a pre-mixed formula, ensuring long shelf life and various practical applications. It includes a heat pad and instructions for easy use.

Lil Whizz Kit: Reliable Synthetic Urine Solution for Varied Needs

The Lil Whizz Kit offers a discreet and disposable synthetic urine solution for one-time use. Its comfortable unisex belt and 3.5oz urine pouch ensure easy application and maintain proper temperature.
The Whizzard - Synthetic Urine Prosthetic Device

The Whizzard: Synthetic Urine Prosthetic Device

The Whizzard is a cutting-edge synthetic urine device tailored for both privacy-conscious individuals and those seeking novelty experiences. Its user-friendly design and lifelike properties make it a popular choice among users. The Whizzard is a cutting-edge synthetic urine device with a with a prosthetic. Perfect for those first timers seeking a new experience. Its user-friendly design and lifelike properties….

The Whizz Kit: Refillable Synthetic Urine Kit

The Whizz Kit, a discreet and user-friendly synthetic urine belt designed for unisex use. Its realistic properties mimic natural urine, making it ideal for various scenarios.
The Clean Kit - Ideal for Synthetic Urine and Safe Liquid Storage

The Clean Kit: Ideal for Synthetic Urine and Safe Liquid Storage

The Clean Kit's medical-grade vinyl pouch and comfortable design ensure safe, discreet handling of synthetic urine or other liquids. Its versatility suits various applications.
The Golden Shower - Synthetic Urine for Novelty Use

The Golden Shower: Synthetic Urine for Novelty Use

The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine Vial provides a high-quality, mixable powder form that replicates natural urine for novelty applications. Its realistic properties make it ideal for kits like the Whizzinator.
Heating Pad Whizzinator - Synthetic Urine Realistic Temperature Maintenance

Heating Pad Whizzinator: Synthetic Urine Realistic Temperature Maintenance

The Whizzinator Heating Pad complements the Whizzinator device by warming synthetic urine to body temperature, enhancing its realism and increasing undetectability.

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The Whizzinator Touch: The Most Realistic Prosthetic Synthetic Urine Device

2 The Whizzinator Touch revolutionizes synthetic urine technology, offering a secure, lifelike device for everyday use. Its medical-grade design ensures reliability, while its realistic form while its realistic form provides genuine experiences.
The Golden Flask- Discreet Synthetic Urine Kit For Everyday Use Whizzinator

The Golden Flask A Premium Premixed Synthetic Urine Kit

The Golden Flask provides a convenient one-time-use synthetic urine kit with a pre-mixed formula, ensuring long shelf life and various practical applications. It includes a heat pad and instructions for easy use.

Lil Whizz Kit: Reliable Synthetic Urine Solution for Varied Needs

The Lil Whizz Kit offers a discreet and disposable synthetic urine solution for one-time use. Its comfortable unisex belt and 3.5oz urine pouch ensure easy application and maintain proper temperature.
The Whizzard - Synthetic Urine Prosthetic Device

The Whizzard: Synthetic Urine Prosthetic Device

The Whizzard is a cutting-edge synthetic urine device tailored for both privacy-conscious individuals and those seeking novelty experiences. Its user-friendly design and lifelike properties make it a popular choice among users. The Whizzard is a cutting-edge synthetic urine device with a with a prosthetic. Perfect for those first timers seeking a new experience. Its user-friendly design and lifelike properties….

The Whizz Kit: Refillable Synthetic Urine Kit

The Whizz Kit, a discreet and user-friendly synthetic urine belt designed for unisex use. Its realistic properties mimic natural urine, making it ideal for various scenarios.
The Clean Kit - Ideal for Synthetic Urine and Safe Liquid Storage

The Clean Kit: Ideal for Synthetic Urine and Safe Liquid Storage

The Clean Kit's medical-grade vinyl pouch and comfortable design ensure safe, discreet handling of synthetic urine or other liquids. Its versatility suits various applications.
The Golden Shower - Synthetic Urine for Novelty Use

The Golden Shower: Synthetic Urine for Novelty Use

The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine Vial provides a high-quality, mixable powder form that replicates natural urine for novelty applications. Its realistic properties make it ideal for kits like the Whizzinator.
Heating Pad Whizzinator - Synthetic Urine Realistic Temperature Maintenance

Heating Pad Whizzinator: Synthetic Urine Realistic Temperature Maintenance

The Whizzinator Heating Pad complements the Whizzinator device by warming synthetic urine to body temperature, enhancing its realism and increasing undetectability.

The Whizzinator Touch: The Most Realistic Prosthetic Synthetic Urine Device

2 The Whizzinator Touch revolutionizes synthetic urine technology, offering a secure, lifelike device for everyday use. Its medical-grade design ensures reliability, while its realistic form while its realistic form provides genuine experiences.
The Golden Flask- Discreet Synthetic Urine Kit For Everyday Use Whizzinator

The Golden Flask A Premium Premixed Synthetic Urine Kit

The Golden Flask provides a convenient one-time-use synthetic urine kit with a pre-mixed formula, ensuring long shelf life and various practical applications. It includes a heat pad and instructions for easy use.

Lil Whizz Kit: Reliable Synthetic Urine Solution for Varied Needs

The Lil Whizz Kit offers a discreet and disposable synthetic urine solution for one-time use. Its comfortable unisex belt and 3.5oz urine pouch ensure easy application and maintain proper temperature.
The Whizzard - Synthetic Urine Prosthetic Device

The Whizzard: Synthetic Urine Prosthetic Device

The Whizzard is a cutting-edge synthetic urine device tailored for both privacy-conscious individuals and those seeking novelty experiences. Its user-friendly design and lifelike properties make it a popular choice among users. The Whizzard is a cutting-edge synthetic urine device with a with a prosthetic. Perfect for those first timers seeking a new experience. Its user-friendly design and lifelike properties….

The Whizz Kit: Refillable Synthetic Urine Kit

The Whizz Kit, a discreet and user-friendly synthetic urine belt designed for unisex use. Its realistic properties mimic natural urine, making it ideal for various scenarios.
The Clean Kit - Ideal for Synthetic Urine and Safe Liquid Storage

The Clean Kit: Ideal for Synthetic Urine and Safe Liquid Storage

The Clean Kit's medical-grade vinyl pouch and comfortable design ensure safe, discreet handling of synthetic urine or other liquids. Its versatility suits various applications.
The Golden Shower - Synthetic Urine for Novelty Use

The Golden Shower: Synthetic Urine for Novelty Use

The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine Vial provides a high-quality, mixable powder form that replicates natural urine for novelty applications. Its realistic properties make it ideal for kits like the Whizzinator.
Heating Pad Whizzinator - Synthetic Urine Realistic Temperature Maintenance

Heating Pad Whizzinator: Synthetic Urine Realistic Temperature Maintenance

The Whizzinator Heating Pad complements the Whizzinator device by warming synthetic urine to body temperature, enhancing its realism and increasing undetectability.

What is Whizzinator?

The Whizzinator is a unique product designed to simulate human urination, mainly used for personal needs or pranks. It features a lifelike prosthetic which comes in five different colors, an advanced heating element and a belt which holds synthetic urine or real urine. Each kit comes with all the components you need to start using your Whizzinators right away.

Natural looking, perfectly manufactured, and innovatory—The Whizzinator is all you need to feel at ease when experimenting an alternative lifestyle.

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What is Whizzinator Syntheric Urine Official

New and Improved Fake Urine

Whizzinator has been a pioneer in synthetic urine technology since 1999. From discreet prosthetic devices — including our lifelike, realistic dildo models — to lab-grade synthetic urine, our products are designed for realism, reliability, and ease of use.

Our latest synthetic urine formula raises the bar in realism and reliability. Now more chemically accurate than ever, it includes a refined balance of key compounds like uric acid and urea, ensuring superior simulation for a wide range of novelty uses.

The upgraded formula is easy to prepare, comes with better heat consistency via included pads, and is fully compatible with our lifelike prosthetic designs — including the realistic dildo models available in The Whizzinator Touch series.

This innovation reflects our continued commitment since 1999 to provide discreet, effective, and trustworthy synthetic urine solutions.

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What is The Whizzinator Synthetic Urine Made Of?

Urea: is an organic compound which naturally occurs in human urine.

Creatine: is a compound with three amino acids, it originates in your body’s muscles and it enhances the realism of the synthetic urine.

Uric Acid: it’s a chemical that appears when your body breaks down substances called purines, it is present in all human urine.

Salts: elements like sodium chloride and potassium chloride are added to achieve the realness of our product.

pH Buffers: to ensure the correct pH levels of human urine.

Colorants: to achieve the real color of human urine, colorantes which do not affect the realness of our urine are added. 

What are its main uses?

Synthetic urine can be used for educational demonstrations, scientific research and other uses where an alternative for real urine is needed. 

 

Why the Whizzinator Is the Best Choice for Fake Pee Kits?

Quality Guaranteed

All of our products are backed by a quality guarantee. If for any reason you feel that our products do not meet our high-level standards, call us.

Discreet Packaging

We ship our adult products in discreet packaging to ensure keep your alternative lifestyle preferences private.

Customer Support

Our customer support is here to assist you with anything. If you do not feel comfortable purchasing online, please call us and one of our agents will help you out.

Overnight Shipping

We offer wholesale opportunities to those who qualify. If you want to carry our products (The Whizzinator, The Whizz Kit and others) contact us, or go to: https://alswholesale.com/ . We comply with all state, local and federal laws.

Life-Like Products

Our manufacturing is a mixture of high quality synthetics and pure artistry. We make our products for every scenario, and to maximize your pleasure.

Wholesale Opportunity

We offer wholesale opportunities to those who qualify. Our Synthetic Urine, Whizz Kit, and other adult products are backed by large nation-wide advertising campaigns and we comply with all state, local and federal laws.

How to Use Whizzinator: Step-by-Step Instructions

Step 1

Begin by opening the Whizzinator package and taking out all the components. The Whizzinator device has a life-like prosthetic, a bag placed in the belt for the liquids, a temperature strip, a belt with leg straps and a heating pad.

Activate the heating element by shaking the package.

Step 2

Fill the reservoir bag with the chosen liquid. It's essential to ensure the temperature of the liquid is within the range of average, as some models are designed to maintain the fluid at this temperature.

Securely attach the reservoir bag to the Whizzinator. This usually involves connecting it to the prosthetic or the tubing in the device.

Step 3

Position the Whizzinator according to your needs, ensuring the prosthetic part  is in a natural, usable position.

When ready to use, follow the specific instructions provided with your model to release the liquid. This might involve squeezing the prosthetic, unclipping a valve, or depending on the design of your Whizzinator.

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Trusted by Thousands – See What Our Customers Say
"Absolutely impressed with the
Whizzinator's synthetic urine!
It was so easy to use and
incredibly realistic.
A game-changer for sure!"
Alex Martin
"Five stars for the Whizzinator!
It exceeded my expectations
with its lifelike qualities.
Highly recommend for anyone
in need of a reliable synthetic
urine product."
Jordan Taylor
"The Whizzinator synthetic urine
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simple to prepare and use, and
the results were astonishingly
authentic."
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"I was skeptical at first, but the
Whizzinator truly delivers!
It's discreet, effective, and
surprisingly realistic.
Thumbs up from me!"
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It's undeniably the most realistic
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Frequently Asked Questions About Synthetic Urine

Synthetic urine is a laboratory-created substance designed to mimic the physical and chemical properties of real human urine. It typically contains water, urea, creatinine, uric acid, and other compounds to replicate the color, pH, specific gravity, and chemical makeup of natural urine.
Yes, high-quality synthetic urine products are formulated to closely resemble real urine and can be effective when used properly. They are pretested to include key components such as creatinine, uric

For a detailed breakdown of how it works, read our full guide on how fake pee works.
Synthetic urine is available in liquid premixed synthetic urine or powder that must be mixed with distilled water before use. The powder form allows for easy storage and transport and, when prepared correctly, produces a realistic urine solution.
To prepare synthetic urine powder, mix it thoroughly with distilled water according to the product instructions. Then, warm the mixture to about 90–99°F (32–37°C) to match body temperature, which is crucial for realism and acceptance.
No, synthetic urine is gender-neutral and can be used by anyone regardless of gender, as it replicates the general chemical and physical properties of human urine.
Synthetic urine can be purchased online or in some retail stores, depending on local laws and regulations. Some states have restrictions or bans on the sale and use of synthetic urine.
Synthetic urine can be kept warm using hand warmers, heating pads, or digitally controlled heating devices for several hours, usually up to 7 hours, to maintain the proper temperature during use.
Legality varies by jurisdiction. Some states have laws banning the sale, distribution, or use of synthetic urine, while others allow it. It is important to check local regulations before purchasing or using synthetic urine.
Some synthetic urine kits, such as Whizzinators, come with a realistic fake penis or prosthetic device to simulate urination in a more lifelike way. These are often used for novelty or fetish purposes, but also for realistic test simulations. The prosthetic is made from skin-toned, flexible materials and includes a secure pouch for holding and dispensing synthetic urine.
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Contact Us: If you encounter any issues or haven't received tracking information,
contact our customer support team at [email protected] or call us
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Your satisfaction is important to us, and we're dedicated to ensuring a smooth delivery
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Exchange Policy

At Alternative Lifestyle Systems, we strive for your satisfaction with every purchase. If, for any reason, you're not entirely satisfied with your product, we offer a straightforward exchange policy within 14 days of receipt.

Conditions for Exchange:

Unused Condition: Ensure the item remains unused and in its original condition. Packaging and 

Documentation: Return the product with its original packaging and any enclosed documentation intact.

Exchange Process:

Return Procedure: Initiate the exchange by returning the product to us within the stipulated 14-day period from the delivery date. The responsibility for the product lies with you until it reaches our facilities.
Inspection and Determination: Upon receipt, we'll inspect the returned product within 30 days. If the product is unused and in its original state, we'll proceed with the Refund Consideration: If the returned product meets our criteria, we'll process an exchange or issue a refund, deducting the original delivery charge.

Important Notes:
Products must be shipped back within 14 days of delivery unless otherwise notified by us.

For your security, it's advisable to use a delivery service that offers insurance coverage for the value of the goods.


At Alternative Lifestyle Systems, we prioritize your satisfaction with every purchase.

Should you find yourself unsatisfied with a product, we offer a refund under certain conditions:

Conditions for Refund:

Unused and Original Condition: Return the product in its original, unused condition within 14 days of receipt.

Packaging and Documentation: Ensure the product is returned with its original packaging and any enclosed documentation intact.

Refund Procedure:

Return Process: Initiate the refund process by sending back the product within 14 days from the delivery date. The responsibility for the product lies with you until it reaches our facilities.

Inspection and Determination: Upon receiving the returned product, we'll conduct a thorough inspection within 30 days. Refunds are subject to our discretion based on the product's condition.

Refund Issuance: If the returned product meets our criteria of being unused and in its original state, we'll proceed to issue a refund, deducting the original delivery charge.

Important Notes:

Products must be shipped back within 14 days of delivery unless otherwise notified by us.

For your security, we recommend using a delivery service that offers insurance coverage for the value of the goods until they reach our facilities.
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This product is not intended for any illegal purpose. Nor is it to be used to defeat lawfully administered drug tests.

The Whizzinator Touch is a registered trademark of Alternative Lifestyle Systems, INC. The Whizzinator Touch is a unique product. You must follow all federal, state and local laws when using the Whizzinator Touch, and or any other related products sold by Alternative Lifestyle Systems. Alternative Lifestyle Systems, and any of its affiliates are not responsible for your misuse, and/or violation of any federal, state, or local laws when using the Whizzinator Touch, and or any other related products.

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