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The Whizzinator Touch is our #1 best-selling device.

The Whizzinator Touch is a synthetic urine device that includes a prosthetic. The device is made up of an ultra-secure belt that goes around your waist and legs, a pouch that is connected to the belt, and the prosthetic (fake penis). The Whizzinator is designed so you can wear it for extended periods of time. Each Whizzinator Touch includes a 100% cotton elastic Belt with two comfortable leg straps, a prosthetic in the color of your choice, a vinyl medical grade pouch, four organic heating pads, one 60ml syringe, one Golden Shower, and a set of instructions. The Whizzinator is discreet and safe to use in any scenario.

When you purchase the Whizzinator, you are purchasing the most realistic fake penis on the market! Available in five colors: White, Tan, Latino, Brown, and Black.

How does it work?

First, mix the Golden Shower with bottled water on a cup (please do not mix unless you plan to use it). Insert the mixture into the pouch with the help of the 60ml syringe. Place the belt around your waist and legs beneath your clothes. Place one organic heat pad when you are ready to heat it up. To release the liquid, make sure the clip is released and press the tip of the penis. The Whizzinator features an ultra-quiet flow system, plus it can be operated with just one hand! Please clean your Whizzinator after each use. You can purchase the Whizzinator Cleaning Solution to maintain your product as new.

Instructions are also included, plus you can watch a step-by-step video guide on How to use your Whizzinator.

Use it for wet sex and pranks. All ALS products are safe, clean, and reliable.
Please do not drink. This product is not intended for illegal purposes. Follow all applicable state and federal laws when using this product.

Over fifteen years on the market! Experience and high quality in one product.

What comes with my Whizzinator Touch?

  • 1 Whizzinator Touch (5 colors available)
  • 100% Cotton elastic belt with a pressure band
  • Refillable Vinyl Pouch with Non-Spill Refill Port
  • 4 Heat Pads (Body temperature is: 98.6°F degrees)
  • One Golden Shower Synthetic Urine
  • One 60ml syringe
  • One set of instructions

HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU?
Our customer service email is lifestylealternative@gmail.com

HOW CAN I TRACK MY ORDER?
You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to be shipped.
CAN I EXCHANGE AN ITEM?
YES! Hassle-free returns! Please email lifestylealternative@gmail.com with your name, order #, and reason for exchanging.
If the exchange is due to a packaging error, defect, or manufacturing issue, we will cover the cost to return the item. If not, you just have to cover the shipping and we'll send you out a new item at no extra cost.
*Exchanges must be made within 60 days from the date your item was delivered.

There are NO RETURNS for Customized Items. Those sales are final unless it's a quality issue or incorrectly sent.

DO YOU OFFER REFUNDS?
ABSOLUTELY! If you don't love your Shield Republic item, we will refund your money. Refunds must be processed within 60 days of your purchase date. Item must be in the same condition as you received it. If you want to request a refund, please email our customer service email for help processing.
Please include a note as to why the item is being returned along with your order number and name so we can process the refund quickly.
Refunds will take 2-3 business days to process through back to your bank. Once a refund is processed you will receive an email notification.

HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU?
Our customer service email is lifestylealternative@gmail.com

HOW CAN I TRACK MY ORDER?
You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to be shipped.
CAN I EXCHANGE AN ITEM?
YES! Hassle-free returns! Please email lifestylealternative@gmail.com with your name, order #, and reason for exchanging.
If the exchange is due to a packaging error, defect, or manufacturing issue, we will cover the cost to return the item. If not, you just have to cover the shipping and we'll send you out a new item at no extra cost.
*Exchanges must be made within 60 days from the date your item was delivered.

There are NO RETURNS for Customized Items. Those sales are final unless it's a quality issue or incorrectly sent.

DO YOU OFFER REFUNDS?
ABSOLUTELY! If you don't love your Shield Republic item, we will refund your money. Refunds must be processed within 60 days of your purchase date. Item must be in the same condition as you received it. If you want to request a refund, please email our customer service email for help processing.
Please include a note as to why the item is being returned along with your order number and name so we can process the refund quickly.
Refunds will take 2-3 business days to process through back to your bank. Once a refund is processed you will receive an email notification.

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply return the unused Product to us in its original condition within 14 days of receipt. Returned Products must be unused and must be returned in original packaging with any enclosed documentation. Alternative Lifestyle Systems will inspect the returned Product within 30 days of its receipt. If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has been used in any way Alternative Lifestyle Systems will not issue a refund and the Product will be shipped back to you at your cost. If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has not been used and the original packaging and documentation have been returned, Alternative Lifestyle Systems will issue a refund, less the original delivery charge. Alternatively, if preferred, we will exchange the Product. Please note: Products will only be accepted for return if they are shipped back to us within 14 days of delivery, unless we have notified you otherwise. The Product is your responsibility until it reaches us. Therefore, for your own protection we recommend that you send the parcel using a delivery service that insures you for the value of the goods.

The Whizzinator Touch

$139.95 $129.95

Clear

Quantity

product icon v2

The Whizzinator Touch is our #1 best-selling device.

The Whizzinator Touch is a synthetic urine device that includes a prosthetic. The device is made up of an ultra-secure belt that goes around your waist and legs, a pouch that is connected to the belt, and the prosthetic (fake penis). The Whizzinator is designed so you can wear it for extended periods of time. Each Whizzinator Touch includes a 100% cotton elastic Belt with two comfortable leg straps, a prosthetic in the color of your choice, a vinyl medical grade pouch, four organic heating pads, one 60ml syringe, one Golden Shower, and a set of instructions. The Whizzinator is discreet and safe to use in any scenario.

When you purchase the Whizzinator, you are purchasing the most realistic fake penis on the market! Available in five colors: White, Tan, Latino, Brown, and Black.

How does it work?

First, mix the Golden Shower with bottled water on a cup (please do not mix unless you plan to use it). Insert the mixture into the pouch with the help of the 60ml syringe. Place the belt around your waist and legs beneath your clothes. Place one organic heat pad when you are ready to heat it up. To release the liquid, make sure the clip is released and press the tip of the penis. The Whizzinator features an ultra-quiet flow system, plus it can be operated with just one hand! Please clean your Whizzinator after each use. You can purchase the Whizzinator Cleaning Solution to maintain your product as new.

Instructions are also included, plus you can watch a step-by-step video guide on How to use your Whizzinator.

Use it for wet sex and pranks. All ALS products are safe, clean, and reliable.
Please do not drink. This product is not intended for illegal purposes. Follow all applicable state and federal laws when using this product.

Over fifteen years on the market! Experience and high quality in one product.

What comes with my Whizzinator Touch?

  • 1 Whizzinator Touch (5 colors available)
  • 100% Cotton elastic belt with a pressure band
  • Refillable Vinyl Pouch with Non-Spill Refill Port
  • 4 Heat Pads (Body temperature is: 98.6°F degrees)
  • One Golden Shower Synthetic Urine
  • One 60ml syringe
  • One set of instructions

HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU?
Our customer service email is lifestylealternative@gmail.com

HOW CAN I TRACK MY ORDER?
You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to be shipped.
CAN I EXCHANGE AN ITEM?
YES! Hassle-free returns! Please email lifestylealternative@gmail.com with your name, order #, and reason for exchanging.
If the exchange is due to a packaging error, defect, or manufacturing issue, we will cover the cost to return the item. If not, you just have to cover the shipping and we'll send you out a new item at no extra cost.
*Exchanges must be made within 60 days from the date your item was delivered.

There are NO RETURNS for Customized Items. Those sales are final unless it's a quality issue or incorrectly sent.

DO YOU OFFER REFUNDS?
ABSOLUTELY! If you don't love your Shield Republic item, we will refund your money. Refunds must be processed within 60 days of your purchase date. Item must be in the same condition as you received it. If you want to request a refund, please email our customer service email for help processing.
Please include a note as to why the item is being returned along with your order number and name so we can process the refund quickly.
Refunds will take 2-3 business days to process through back to your bank. Once a refund is processed you will receive an email notification.

HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU?
Our customer service email is lifestylealternative@gmail.com

HOW CAN I TRACK MY ORDER?
You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to be shipped.
CAN I EXCHANGE AN ITEM?
YES! Hassle-free returns! Please email lifestylealternative@gmail.com with your name, order #, and reason for exchanging.
If the exchange is due to a packaging error, defect, or manufacturing issue, we will cover the cost to return the item. If not, you just have to cover the shipping and we'll send you out a new item at no extra cost.
*Exchanges must be made within 60 days from the date your item was delivered.

There are NO RETURNS for Customized Items. Those sales are final unless it's a quality issue or incorrectly sent.

DO YOU OFFER REFUNDS?
ABSOLUTELY! If you don't love your Shield Republic item, we will refund your money. Refunds must be processed within 60 days of your purchase date. Item must be in the same condition as you received it. If you want to request a refund, please email our customer service email for help processing.
Please include a note as to why the item is being returned along with your order number and name so we can process the refund quickly.
Refunds will take 2-3 business days to process through back to your bank. Once a refund is processed you will receive an email notification.

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply return the unused Product to us in its original condition within 14 days of receipt. Returned Products must be unused and must be returned in original packaging with any enclosed documentation. Alternative Lifestyle Systems will inspect the returned Product within 30 days of its receipt. If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has been used in any way Alternative Lifestyle Systems will not issue a refund and the Product will be shipped back to you at your cost. If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has not been used and the original packaging and documentation have been returned, Alternative Lifestyle Systems will issue a refund, less the original delivery charge. Alternatively, if preferred, we will exchange the Product. Please note: Products will only be accepted for return if they are shipped back to us within 14 days of delivery, unless we have notified you otherwise. The Product is your responsibility until it reaches us. Therefore, for your own protection we recommend that you send the parcel using a delivery service that insures you for the value of the goods.