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$34.95
is a one time use flask with synthetic urine. Is our most basic kit and the easiest to use. The Golden Flask comes with over 4oz of premixed synthetic urine. Our urine contains ingredients such as Uric Acid and Creatine which can be found in natural urine. Further, it is balanced for specific gravity, PH, and it smells. Furthermore, the flask can be kept for a year in its fluid form! (Please read further to see the recommendations on how to preserve it). The flask is perfect for carrying around fitting on most pockets and bags. In addition, the flask comes with one organic heat pad, a temperature strip, and a set of instructions.
Trusted over the years with more than 15 years on the market. The Golden Flask is quality guarantee.
The Golden flask comes ready to be used. Take it out of its box, read the instructions and follow the steps. Do not open the cap of the flask unless you plan to use it in the next 24 hours. To reach the right temperature you will use the organic heat pad. To use the heat pad, open the package and shake it.
The Golden Flask is good for a year after its purchase. However, if the cap is removed the product will expire after 24 hrs. Do not open the cap unless you are planning to use it within 24 hrs.
Use it for wet sex and pranks. All ALS products are safe, clean, and reliable.
Please do not drink. This product is not intended for illegal purposes. Follow all applicable state and federal laws when using this product.
HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU?
Our customer service email is [email protected]
HOW CAN I TRACK MY ORDER?
You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to be shipped.
CAN I EXCHANGE AN ITEM?
YES! Hassle-free returns! Please email [email protected] with your name, order #, and reason for exchanging.
ALS —Whizzinator
FAQ’s (Frequently Asked Questions)
What colors does the Whizzinator Touch come in?
The Whizzinator Touch comes in five different colors: white, tan, latino, brown, and black.
How big is the prosthetic?
The prosthetic is 3 ½” in length. All prosthetics are the same size, we don’t sell any extension to enlarge nor provide any smaller size.
What size waistband does The Whizzinator Touch fit?
The Whizzinator fits up to a 52” size waistband, but an extension can be requested for free. To obtain the extension, please call our customer service: 888 895 7016. Our customer service is opened from 9 am till 5 pm PT Monday through Friday. Please provide your order number and ask for the waistband extension.
Do you have a female Whizzinator?
We do not have a female Whizzinator, but the Whizz Kit, Lil Whizz kit, and Golden Flask are unisex devices that can be used by any gender. Both the Whizz Kit and the Lil Whizz are designed to go around your waist, while the Golden Flask can fit into pockets, purses, or bags.
How much fluid does the Whizzinator hold?
The vinyl bag holds over 3 oz of fluid. We do not recommend putting more than 4 oz.
How do you clean your Whizzinator? (Link to new Whizzinator Cleanse product here)
Use the Whizzinator cleaning solution to clean your Whizzinator or Whizz Kit.
Where can I find Whizzinator Instructions? (Link to video)
You can watch our tutorial video or follow the next steps:
Does the Whizzinator have metal in it?
No, all our synthetic urine kits are metal-free.
Where can I buy a Whizzinator in stores?
Give us a call at 888 895 7016 from 9 am till 5 pm PT Monday through Friday and a customer service representative will help you find the closest store to you. You can also purchase it directly from our site. We offer overnight shipping, two-day shipping, and more options.
ALS - Whizz Kit - FAQs
Is the Whizz kit Uni-Sex?
Yes, The Whizz Kit can be used by any gender.
How much fluid does the Whizz Kit hold?
The Whizz kit comes pre-filled with over 3 oz of synthetic urine and can be filled with no more than 4 oz of fluid.
Is the Whizz Kit a refillable product?
Yes, the Whizz Kit is a refillable product. Once purchased you can buy Golden Showers to refill the bag.
Where can I buy a Whizz Kit in stores?
Give us a call at 888 895 7016 from 9 am till 5 pm PT Monday through Friday and a customer service representative will help you find the closest store to you. You can also purchase it directly from our site. We offer overnight shipping, two-day shipping, and more options.
ALS - Golden Flask - FAQ’s
Is the Golden Flask Uni-Sex?
Yes, the Golden Flask can be used by any gender.
How much fluid is in the Golden Flask?
The Golden Flask comes with 4 oz of synthetic urine.
How many times can I use the Golden Flask?
The Golden Flask is good for one use.
Where can I buy a Golden Flask in stores?
Give us a call at 888 895 7016 from 9 am till 5 pm PT Monday through Friday and a customer service representative will help you find the closest store to you. You can also purchase it directly from our site. We offer overnight shipping, two-day shipping, and more options.
ALS - Lil Whizz Kit FAQs
Is the Lil Whizz Uni-Sex?
Yes, the Lil Whizz can be used by any gender.
How much fluid does the Lil Whizz hold?
The Lil Whizz comes pre-filled with over 3 oz of synthetic urine.
Is the Lil Whizz kit reusable?
The Lil Whizz Kit is not a reusable product and is meant to be discarded after use.
ALS - Golden Shower FAQ’s
How much fluid does the Golden shower make?
The Golden Shower synthetic urine makes just over 3 oz of synthetic urine.
How long does the urine last?
In powder form, The Golden Shower will last a year from the date of purchase. Please make sure that you do not open the vial unless you are ready to use it.
Once I mix the Golden Shower with water, how long will it last?
You should use the Golden Shower within 12 hours of mixing the powder using distilled or bottled water.
Does ALS synthetic urine contain biocides?
No, none of the ALS urine kits have biocide in them.
HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU?
Our customer service email is [email protected]
HOW CAN I TRACK MY ORDER?
You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to be shipped.
CAN I EXCHANGE AN ITEM?
YES! Hassle-free returns! Please email [email protected] with your name, order #, and reason for exchanging.
If the exchange is due to a packaging error, defect, or manufacturing issue, we will cover the cost to return the item. If not, you just have to cover the shipping and we'll send you out a new item at no extra cost.
*Exchanges must be made within 60 days from the date your item was delivered.
There are NO RETURNS for Customized Items. Those sales are final unless it's a quality issue or incorrectly sent.
DO YOU OFFER REFUNDS?
ABSOLUTELY! If you don't love your Shield Republic item, we will refund your money. Refunds must be processed within 60 days of your purchase date. Item must be in the same condition as you received it. If you want to request a refund, please email our customer service email for help processing.
Please include a note as to why the item is being returned along with your order number and name so we can process the refund quickly.
Refunds will take 2-3 business days to process through back to your bank. Once a refund is processed you will receive an email notification.
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply return the unused Product to us in its original condition within 14 days of receipt. Returned Products must be unused and must be returned in original packaging with any enclosed documentation. Alternative Lifestyle Systems will inspect the returned Product within 30 days of its receipt. If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has been used in any way Alternative Lifestyle Systems will not issue a refund and the Product will be shipped back to you at your cost. If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has not been used and the original packaging and documentation have been returned, Alternative Lifestyle Systems will issue a refund, less the original delivery charge. Alternatively, if preferred, we will exchange the Product.
Please note: Products will only be accepted for return if they are shipped back to us within 14 days of delivery, unless we have notified you otherwise. The Product is your responsibility until it reaches us. Therefore, for your own protection we recommend that you send the parcel using a delivery service that insures you for the value of the goods.
